Honesty...hmmm.

From: Craigslist

Posted: July 13, 2009, 7:29PM PDT

Location: San Diego, California

Section: Men seeking women.

Ad:

GENEROUS NICE LOOKING MARRIED GUY TO SPOIL CUTE ATTACHED GAL - 55

"GENEROUS NICE LOOKING MARRIED GUY TO SPOIL CUTE ATTACHED GAL

Married male,6ft, 215lb muscular build, black hair salt & pepper look, hazel eyes. I'm financially secure, very clean and well groomed. Looking for a petite to average built female that would like to spice her life up a little. Somebody thats not being treated the way she wants to at home. Prefer married females, but a single female who likes NSA would be ok. I'm up for romantic dinners out on the town, movies, drinks at a pub or coffee shop or even a walk on the beach. I want somebody who wants discretion, I am not trying to destroy anybody's relationship including my own. If we make a connection, maybe it can progress to the bedroom, no pressure for you. I like a female, who likes getting attention from a male who likes to give it. I'll send pictures, when you send way to contact. You won't be disappointed with who your trying to get involved with. I want a real honest, ongoing relationship with one female that I can be exclusive with. "

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Pet peeve of mine: Asking for someone already married so that you can fuck up two marriages at the same time.

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He said: Discretion!! (Big surprise, right?)

But: "Romantic dinners out on the town, movies, drinks at a pub or coffee shop..." If he's so fucking "financially secure" wouldn't SOMEBODY recognize him?

He said: I'm not trying to destroy anybody's relationship.

But: He's asking to have an affair - AND preferably with SOMEONE WHO'S ALREADY FUCKING MARRIED!

He said: I want a real honest, ongoing relationship with one female I can be exclusive with.

But: HOW ABOUT YOUR WIFE, YOU FUCKTARD???

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Irony: He used the word "honest." Adultery = dishonesty. HELLO, DICKWAD!!!

Needy Needy Greedy

From: Craigslist.

Posted: July 13, 2009, 9:35AM EDT

Location: Northern Virginia.

Section: Women seeking men.

Ad:

BBW Needs.......... - 40

"Me:

Married

White

BBW

Non-smoker, non, drug user

You:

Single

Local

White

Over 35

Non-smoker, non-drug user

Intelligent

Flirtacious

Please do not send nude pictures. Only thoughtful, intelligent responses will get a reply."

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Only thoughtful, intelligent responses? All right...

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She said: I'm married.

But: She's requiring her lover to be single.

She said: Be intelligent.

But: She misused a comma. She obviously needs someone intelligent.

She said: Be thoughtful.

But: She didn't think of her spouse when she posted this.

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Time for me to stop being so thoughtful...

I hope you get showered with dick pics.

Purr, My Ass

From: Craigslist
Posted: July 10, 2009, 6:56PM EDT
Location: Olney, Pennsylvania
Section: Women seeking women.

Ad:
Purr.......Meow.....The real deal! - 28

"Hello Ladies, I’m an attractive down to earth fun, sexy, loving AAF. I’m married, but quite frankly bored out of my mine and unsatisfied! I’m very clean; keep my hair, nails, and feet done, very fashionable. When I’m out I get stares from both men and women! I’m educated, physically fit, with a very good career. I’m 5’ 135lbs with 34DD breasts. I have my own home, and drive. I love seafood, laughing and down to earth people. I’m looking to meet someone tomorrow. I need someone to lift my spirits and treat me like the wonderful woman that I am. If you know you can not meet me ASAP then please don’t reply to this post. I’m looking for NSA fun only. We don’t have to hook up the first time we meet, but anything is possible. You must be attractive, clean very feminine as I am my self. We must keep this very discreet. I have more photos available. Please be able to hold a decent conversation. No hood rats please…… NO MEN, NO BUTCHES…..and NO THREESOMES…… with your man! I will NOT respond to anyone who does not send a pic.... I will not go to any website to see your photos. Must be willing to voice vertify ASAP
xoxoxo"

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I'm just gonna go straight into it.

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She says: I'm bored out of my 'mine' and unsatisfied.
But: What about vibrators? Or porn? Or your fingers? Heck, have a donut. There are plenty of ways to kill boredom and to satisfying yourself without cheating.

She says: I have a good career.
But: She won't have it for long if this gets out.

She says: Very discreet.
But: In the ad, she posted a photo of her ass.

She says: NSA.
But: There. Are. ALWAYS. Strings. Attatched. When. You. Are. MARRIED. HELLO YOU STUPID BITCH!
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Seriously...why do people continue to think that adultery is acceptable. It doesn't matter whether you're a man or a woman, young or old, gay or straight. Cheating is going to FUCK UP YOUR MARRIAGE. If you aren't happy, then get out. But don't cheat!