Mr. Lonely...

From: Craigslist (do I even need to say it anymore?)
Posted: June 25, 2009, 7:40PM PDT
Location: Gresham, Oregon.
Section: Men seeking women.

Ad:
Lonely and Married - 49
"Looking to find someone like me,married and lonely and needing more from life. 35 to 50, as i'm 49. "
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Well, at least he's not claiming to be 'happily married' like some of the dicks out there.

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He said: I need more from life.
But: Has this guy heard of hobbies? Or going out with friends.

He said: Married and lonely.
But: He hasn't talked to his spouse, I'm sure. Hello, communication??? And again, do you have no friends to go out partying with?????

He said: Looking to find someone like me.
But: Sooo...you're looking to bring down another marriage with your own. You are a fucking selfish prick.
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Communication. It's the one thing that can save or end a relationship. If you are feeling lonely or neglected in your marriage, then TALK to your spouse instead of FINDING SOMEONE ELSE TO DICK AROUND WITH. You're REALLY going to be lonely if you have an affair and then YOUR MARRIAGE ENDS. Stop fucking around, grow some balls, and be a real man!

Unloving Dad

From: Craigslist

Posted: June 23, 2009, 4:09AM MST

Location: Mesa, Arizona

Section: Men seeking women

Ad:

hi - 36

"hi..i was wonderin' if there was someone who'd like to share a secret with me..i'm married with two beautiful babies..but on the downhill side of 12 year relationship..sooo..i'm loooking for somone to share some intimate moments with..No Strings Attached..if you're interested let me know. "

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Yet again, a man wishes to put his dick somewhere that it doesn't belong. In a pussy that isn't his wife's. Yes, an unmarried man can have sex with someone he's not married to, but that's not the point.

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He said: I have two beautiful babies.

But: If he really cared about them, he wouldn't be dicking around and causing them undo stress when they get older.

He said: I'm on the downside of a 12 year relationship.

But: When he says something like this, 9 times out of 10 he really just is tired of having sex with his wife and is looking for someone to use.

He said: Intimate moments...no strings attached.

But: There are strings attached to intimate moments WHEN YOU FUCK AROUND WHILE YOU ARE STILL MARRIED. GET IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD.

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Seriously....secrets and no strings and body parts in the wrong places. They make a terrible recipe for relationships. People who want those things ARE JUST DICKING AROUND AND WANT TO USE YOU. They don't care about the people they are going to hurt by their actions. They just care about THEIR OWN SELFISH DESIRES.

Not ONLY is he married...

From: Craigslist
Posted: June 23, 2009, 1:47PM EDT
Location: Northern Virginia
Section: Men seeking women

Ad:
Married man ISO Married woman to fool around with - 49
"Married BM looking for married woman who wants to engaged in NSA sex on the side. Must be discreet. Any race, size, age are acceptable. Contact me for more details. Picture would be appreciated. "
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So...not only is this dick married, he's trying to convince someone else who is married to cheat!

He says: Picture would be appreciated.
But: He didn't post one himself.

He says: Must be discreet.
But: ...You're sure setting an example by posting on a PUBLIC PERSONALS AD SITE.

He says: NSA (No strings attached, for those without an urban dictionary)
But: SHE WILL HAVE A STRING ATTACHED IF SHE'S MARRIED, YOU DICKWAD.
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In summation, this guy's an idiot.