Honesty...hmmm.

From: Craigslist

Posted: July 13, 2009, 7:29PM PDT

Location: San Diego, California

Section: Men seeking women.

Ad:

GENEROUS NICE LOOKING MARRIED GUY TO SPOIL CUTE ATTACHED GAL - 55

"GENEROUS NICE LOOKING MARRIED GUY TO SPOIL CUTE ATTACHED GAL

Married male,6ft, 215lb muscular build, black hair salt & pepper look, hazel eyes. I'm financially secure, very clean and well groomed. Looking for a petite to average built female that would like to spice her life up a little. Somebody thats not being treated the way she wants to at home. Prefer married females, but a single female who likes NSA would be ok. I'm up for romantic dinners out on the town, movies, drinks at a pub or coffee shop or even a walk on the beach. I want somebody who wants discretion, I am not trying to destroy anybody's relationship including my own. If we make a connection, maybe it can progress to the bedroom, no pressure for you. I like a female, who likes getting attention from a male who likes to give it. I'll send pictures, when you send way to contact. You won't be disappointed with who your trying to get involved with. I want a real honest, ongoing relationship with one female that I can be exclusive with. "

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Pet peeve of mine: Asking for someone already married so that you can fuck up two marriages at the same time.

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He said: Discretion!! (Big surprise, right?)

But: "Romantic dinners out on the town, movies, drinks at a pub or coffee shop..." If he's so fucking "financially secure" wouldn't SOMEBODY recognize him?

He said: I'm not trying to destroy anybody's relationship.

But: He's asking to have an affair - AND preferably with SOMEONE WHO'S ALREADY FUCKING MARRIED!

He said: I want a real honest, ongoing relationship with one female I can be exclusive with.

But: HOW ABOUT YOUR WIFE, YOU FUCKTARD???

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Irony: He used the word "honest." Adultery = dishonesty. HELLO, DICKWAD!!!