Monday, July 13, 2009

Purr, My Ass

From: Craigslist
Posted: July 10, 2009, 6:56PM EDT
Location: Olney, Pennsylvania
Section: Women seeking women.

Purr.......Meow.....The real deal! - 28
"Hello Ladies, I’m an attractive down to earth fun, sexy, loving AAF. I’m married, but quite frankly bored out of my mine and unsatisfied! I’m very clean; keep my hair, nails, and feet done, very fashionable. When I’m out I get stares from both men and women! I’m educated, physically fit, with a very good career. I’m 5’ 135lbs with 34DD breasts. I have my own home, and drive. I love seafood, laughing and down to earth people. I’m looking to meet someone tomorrow. I need someone to lift my spirits and treat me like the wonderful woman that I am. If you know you can not meet me ASAP then please don’t reply to this post. I’m looking for NSA fun only. We don’t have to hook up the first time we meet, but anything is possible. You must be attractive, clean very feminine as I am my self. We must keep this very discreet. I have more photos available. Please be able to hold a decent conversation. No hood rats please…… NO MEN, NO BUTCHES…..and NO THREESOMES…… with your man! I will NOT respond to anyone who does not send a pic.... I will not go to any website to see your photos. Must be willing to voice vertify ASAP
I'm just gonna go straight into it.

She says: I'm bored out of my 'mine' and unsatisfied.
But: What about vibrators? Or porn? Or your fingers? Heck, have a donut. There are plenty of ways to kill boredom and to satisfying yourself without cheating.

She says: I have a good career.
But: She won't have it for long if this gets out.

She says: Very discreet.
But: In the ad, she posted a photo of her ass.

She says: NSA.
But: There. Are. ALWAYS. Strings. Attatched. When. You. Are. MARRIED. HELLO YOU STUPID BITCH!
Seriously...why do people continue to think that adultery is acceptable. It doesn't matter whether you're a man or a woman, young or old, gay or straight. Cheating is going to FUCK UP YOUR MARRIAGE. If you aren't happy, then get out. But don't cheat!

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