Needy Needy Greedy

From: Craigslist.

Posted: July 13, 2009, 9:35AM EDT

Location: Northern Virginia.

Section: Women seeking men.

Ad:

BBW Needs.......... - 40

"Me:

Married

White

BBW

Non-smoker, non, drug user

You:

Single

Local

White

Over 35

Non-smoker, non-drug user

Intelligent

Flirtacious

Please do not send nude pictures. Only thoughtful, intelligent responses will get a reply."

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Only thoughtful, intelligent responses? All right...

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She said: I'm married.

But: She's requiring her lover to be single.

She said: Be intelligent.

But: She misused a comma. She obviously needs someone intelligent.

She said: Be thoughtful.

But: She didn't think of her spouse when she posted this.

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Time for me to stop being so thoughtful...

I hope you get showered with dick pics.