Panty Thief

From: Craigslist

Posted: June 24, 2009, 12:07 PM EDT

Location: North Reading, Massachusetts

Section: Men seeking men

Ad:

Our Wives Panties, Our Cum....Now - 48

"Seeking an OLDER bi married male who would get into sniffing and wearing each others wives/family panties and getting off. Mutual stroking while playing with panties or pantyhose. I would love to watch you cum while sniffing my wifes pussy scent. Chatting about wives and other hot fantasies. Don't have to be sexy panties just everyday panties with strong aroma are fine. Small hairy cocks welcome. Would love for this to turn into a regular thing. Available to play and sniff now please be within 15 minutes of North Reading. MUST BE clean and disease free."

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What. The. Fucking. SHIT.

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He says: ...Wearing each others wives/family panties.

But: "Family" panties? Does that mean the KIDS' UNDERWEAR??? O_O

He says: Seeking older.

But: He's 48! And he wants someone older??

He says: ...while sniffing wife's pussy scent.

But: "small hairy cocks welcome." MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND.

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Seriously??? You want to cheat, with a man, AND you want the pair of you to steal your wives' and KIDS' underwear to WEAR!!! It doesn't matter if you don't end up having sex - IT'S STILL CHEATING YOU FUCKNUT.

And panties are NOT SEXY ON A MAN.