From: Craigslist
Posted: June 22, 2009, 6:56PM PDT
Location: Bremerton, Washington state
Section: Women seeking women
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Ad:
Posted: June 22, 2009, 6:56PM PDT
Location: Bremerton, Washington state
Section: Women seeking women
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Ad:
Married Bi Girl wants some spark - w4w - 31
"Okay ladies, here's the thing.... I am married to wonderful man whom I love dearly. But no matter how good my imagination is, I still think about women ALOT. What I don't want is: DRAMA, cooties of any kind, long email relationship. If you want to know, yes, he knows, NO he will never be involved... nor do I want to put on a show for your man!! This is Women 4 Women, remember!!
Here's what I'm picturing: let's meet for a drink somewhere, "bump" into each other and let me pick you up. Let's make out in the car like we're teenagers again! Remember that feeling?? I would love to be the more aggressive one, so let me ravish you, would ya??
Me: 31, 5'6", size 12 jeans and a Medium top. Very pretty, if I do say so myself. Green eyes, reddish hair, ,wear a 36C. Smart, funny, sarcastic; I'm the life of the party. I have plenty of friends, just no "close" friends, if you get my drift.
You: 24 - 38, size 6 - 16, Married is totally okay, but like I said, NO MEN involved, this includes watching! BiCurious okay, just show up! I also think piercings are VERY HOT!! No STD's (that includes herpes people), no illegal drugs, no jealous boyfriends/husbands. If you're butch, I couldn't say for sure I'm not interested, unless I see a picture. All women are beautiful and variety is the spice of life.
If this sounds like something you could be into, drop me a line with the pertinent info, age, location, and a RECENT PIC of you fully clothed and that shows your face!! I am not even going to get into bots and crazy guys who pretend to be chicks. Tell me a little about yourself and include the name of your favorite movie in there, so I know you really read this. I will respond with a pic of myself."
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Look people, I know you can get bored when you're in a relationship.
But that's what porn is for.
This, however, is ridiculous.
Let's break it down now.
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She says: I love him dearly.
But: She still wants to have an affair. If she really loved him, she wouldn't be posting an ad saying she was looking elsewhere!
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She says: I'm smart.
But: She also says "Let's make out in the car like we're teenagers again." We all know how that ends up. She also can't use a comma properly to save her life.
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She says: No drama.
But: Why do people who don't want drama PERSISTENLY MAKE SURE TO PUT IT IN ALL CAPS?
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Seriously, I'm done being nice/trying to be funny. Cheating is not cool, and girl, you need a vicious slap of reality. I feel slightly sorry for your man, although if he's going along with it, then you're an idiot for not expecting him to try to get involved.
"Okay ladies, here's the thing.... I am married to wonderful man whom I love dearly. But no matter how good my imagination is, I still think about women ALOT. What I don't want is: DRAMA, cooties of any kind, long email relationship. If you want to know, yes, he knows, NO he will never be involved... nor do I want to put on a show for your man!! This is Women 4 Women, remember!!
Here's what I'm picturing: let's meet for a drink somewhere, "bump" into each other and let me pick you up. Let's make out in the car like we're teenagers again! Remember that feeling?? I would love to be the more aggressive one, so let me ravish you, would ya??
Me: 31, 5'6", size 12 jeans and a Medium top. Very pretty, if I do say so myself. Green eyes, reddish hair, ,wear a 36C. Smart, funny, sarcastic; I'm the life of the party. I have plenty of friends, just no "close" friends, if you get my drift.
You: 24 - 38, size 6 - 16, Married is totally okay, but like I said, NO MEN involved, this includes watching! BiCurious okay, just show up! I also think piercings are VERY HOT!! No STD's (that includes herpes people), no illegal drugs, no jealous boyfriends/husbands. If you're butch, I couldn't say for sure I'm not interested, unless I see a picture. All women are beautiful and variety is the spice of life.
If this sounds like something you could be into, drop me a line with the pertinent info, age, location, and a RECENT PIC of you fully clothed and that shows your face!! I am not even going to get into bots and crazy guys who pretend to be chicks. Tell me a little about yourself and include the name of your favorite movie in there, so I know you really read this. I will respond with a pic of myself."
~
Look people, I know you can get bored when you're in a relationship.
But that's what porn is for.
This, however, is ridiculous.
Let's break it down now.
~
She says: I love him dearly.
But: She still wants to have an affair. If she really loved him, she wouldn't be posting an ad saying she was looking elsewhere!
~
She says: I'm smart.
But: She also says "Let's make out in the car like we're teenagers again." We all know how that ends up. She also can't use a comma properly to save her life.
~
She says: No drama.
But: Why do people who don't want drama PERSISTENLY MAKE SURE TO PUT IT IN ALL CAPS?
~
Seriously, I'm done being nice/trying to be funny. Cheating is not cool, and girl, you need a vicious slap of reality. I feel slightly sorry for your man, although if he's going along with it, then you're an idiot for not expecting him to try to get involved.
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